Friday, February 29, 2008
Regarding Kilt Wearers - An Edict
Chickeepoo is herewith enjoined to stay away from all kilt wearers in all her global travels.
-EB
-EB
Intro to The Care and Feeding of the Hue-Man
Coddle: To Indulge and Pamper - Specifically, to entertain the Hue-man and prepare and serve delicacies with cheerful grace from March 1 through March 3.
Part 1 of the series:
The Care and Feeding of the Hue-Man
Prerequisites:
whimsy and charm 101,
muse methodology 505,
global travel,
advanced cookery,
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Monday, February 25, 2008
message to EB
I just want to warn you that we are inching up to that time of year where there are pictures, posters, blow-up lawn art and commercials featuring the one and only.
And i just want to assure you that just because they put you in funny costumes and grant you funny powers (like laying eggs) does not mean that everyone has lost faith in your truly mystical powers.
Be strong EB. We will be there for you on the other side of easter.
Even if the masses forget you after the stomach ache have passed from eatting the little chocolate heads off bunnies world wide, we believers will be there for you.
Friday, February 22, 2008
Thursday, February 21, 2008
How to Work for an Idiot
Meowmmmm is having difficulties at the house of toil.
Meowmmmm is poised for liberation.
Meowmmmm is poised for liberation.
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Billy Mays and his HATED VOICE
Please join the effort to remove this obnoxious person from the airways.
Write to television stations. Let them know that you change stations whenever that voice is heard.
Write to television stations. Let them know that you change stations whenever that voice is heard.
Edict concerning Scrabble and Feline Coaches
While felines may coach and train humans in learning Scrabble, they may not participate in actual competition UNLESS the opponent also has cat counsel.
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Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Signifying Monkey
Deep down in the jungle so they say
There’s a signifying monkey down the way
There hadn’t been no disturbin’ in the jungle for quite a bit,
For up jumped the monkey in the tree one day and laughed
“I guess I’ll start some.....
There’s a signifying monkey down the way
There hadn’t been no disturbin’ in the jungle for quite a bit,
For up jumped the monkey in the tree one day and laughed
“I guess I’ll start some.....
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Saturday, February 16, 2008
Friday, February 15, 2008
the skeptical brother
Dear Fool,
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It should be abundantly clear to even the comatose that my imperial campaign is falling apart, my inevitability is a myth, and Darth Bubba is too self absorbed to cede the limelight to me. My maniacal dream of dynastic restoration is crumbling into a morass of arrogance, ineptitude and racist condescension.
We tried to make nice with Negroes; they rejected us, now its time to prove to them how awful it is to be on the wrong side. And we’re going to keep proving them wrong as many times as we need to until we win back the imperial throne of the White House.
You and I know that only the white power structure, not the people; get to decide where this race for the Democratic nomination will end up. And, before very long, the nefarious corporate interests who depend on us the most – the investment banks, the insurance industry, the pharmaceutical companies and the defense contractors who have given more money to me than to any Republican – will have their say in states like Wisconsin, Ohio, Rhode Island, Texas, Pennsylvania and others.
Yield to the power of the Dark Side. Contribute now.
Don’t forget what we’re fighting for: the unlimited power to do the bidding of the same white capitalist patriarchy that has always run America. They’re the reason our campaign was flush with cash in the beginning, and why I will do whatever it takes to win. And winning means having the M.O.N.E.Y, and a ruthless game plan to even this race up so I can aggressively steal this nomination away from Barack Skytalker with more super delegates at the convention.
It’s MY TURN, damnit. I command you to make a contribution now.
When we embarked on this journey, I promised you crumbs from my imperial table and you bowed in submission. I command you to kneel at my feet again. That’s what you’ve got to do — right here, right now.
With sincere condescension,
Hillary Rodham Clinton, Empress of Triangulation
P.S. Remember, no matter how many Negroes bail on us, you and I will keep courting and brainwashing Hispanics to vote against their class interests in an effort to help drive our campaign to victory in the weeks ahead. I refuse to go down without a fight.To Aretha & Beyonce
Listen,
Be quiet you two.
Go to your respective studios and cut an Obama spot!
Get your people to put it on YouTube before sunrise...
...and we MIGHT forgive this pettiness.
LOGAN F!
Beyonce's Father Rips 'Childish' Aretha
Franklin Slams Beyonce Grammy Intro
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/indexd?blogid=7&year=2008&month=02&day=13
Beyonce's dad puts the booty into Aretha
http://www.theage.com.au/news/music/bmusicb-beyonce-ruffles-arethas-feathers-with-grammy-comment/2008/02/15/1202760548597.html
message - Smoke to Logan
Logan,
I am developing a required reading and viewing list for humans.
Please post any suggestions you have for inclusion on the Feline Approved Reading and Viewing List for Humans in their Care.
Humoring humans is much easier if they are well-read and culturally refined.
Meow
There!
There was no appropriate picture to place this comment on any blog:
I am disgusted that we live in a world where we need to build cars with glow-in-the dark emergency releases in the trunks and then teach everyone how to use them on Good Morning America just in case you are ever hijacked or stuffed in a trunk somehow.
Don't get me wrong - I am glad they are there now and that they saves lives - adults and children's. But there is something really screwed up about that.
Don't even get me started on the school shootings today................
I am disgusted that we live in a world where we need to build cars with glow-in-the dark emergency releases in the trunks and then teach everyone how to use them on Good Morning America just in case you are ever hijacked or stuffed in a trunk somehow.
Don't get me wrong - I am glad they are there now and that they saves lives - adults and children's. But there is something really screwed up about that.
Don't even get me started on the school shootings today................
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
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