Monday, March 31, 2008

Hoax - Relax - no advertising on Moon... yet.


Advertising: Is the sky the limit?Don't panic, Boston. The billboard over the Mass. Pike near Fenway Park promoting "moonvertising" - laser logos projected on the moon's surface on March 21, the next full moon - is a hoax. The brainchild of the advertising firm Goodby, Silverstein and Partners, the billboard directs curious consumers to a website for Rolling Rock beer, where an elaborate back story is spun about the campaign, featuring a faux vice president for marketing and a gimmick that lets viewers write their own ad on a screen version of the moon. To repeat: This is viral advertising; the company isn't actually going to project a laser beam 237,000 miles into space. Still, this spoof comes a little too close for comfort. With all nature merely a canvas, cloudvertising, lakevertising, and beachvertising are probably already on someone's drawing board.


And it's a good thing because MANY were up in arms over the very idea of defacing the moon.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Knut declared, "publicity-addicted psycho"


Knut the polar bear has turned from a cuddly cub into a publicity-addicted psycho, one of his keepers claimed yesterday.
Markus Roebke said Berlin Zoo's celebrity animal was obsessed with the limelight and howled with rage when denied an audience.
"Knut must go and the sooner the better," he said, insisting that the bear should be sent to an animal park where he received less attention.....




Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Stone Zoo News

Stone Zoo is having a welcome reception for a couple of black bears on June 21st.

The want a $40 entrance fee on that day.

Those bears would be better at Franklin Park, then we would have had Lions and Tigers AND Bears, Oh My!

Stone Zoo is a cheesy white flight establishment that is siphoning resources from the REAL zoo.

The humans should look into this matter.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

The Chick blamed for Spitzer's downfall

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/13/nyregion/12cnd-kristen.html?ei=5065&en=a067e1fb92d57abb&ex=1206072000&partner=MYWAY&pagewanted=print

It wasn't her fault. She did not turn him in. He tripped himself. She should not be famous.

There's a myspace thing with her singing. It wasn't worth posting.

Cats Implicated & smeared

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080312/D8VC6FBO0.html

While I usually take human events in my stride and don't get overly excited, this story gets my back up.

Humans, you see, have a long history of blaming cats for their problems.

Once upon a time in a place called Europe, in a period known as the dark ages, the humans decided cats were evil and set about to exterminate felines AND their human companions.

The cat population of that crazy corner of the world plummeted.

Consequently, the RAT population soared.

Black death, aka the bubonic plague, ravaged Europe for generations as a result.

One would think European humans would think twice about implicating cats on such spurious and faulty data.

The research is flawed!

Cats of good sense the world over should influence the humans under their care to repudiate this smear upon Catdom.


Roaring Unamiously,

L. F. Bergman

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Harry Belafonte

Don't Think Of A Black Man

Missing Bunnies at Yellowstone?

Skunk at work - real one this time


The skunk sprayed the appropriate office.

Town puts price on cats' heads

Dolphin rescues stranded whales


"Moko just came flying through the water and pushed in between us and the whales," Juanita Symes, another rescuer, told The Associated Press. "She got them to head toward the hill, where the channel is. It was an amazing experience. The best day of my life."

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Spitzer

Edict - In the event of scandal, Chickiepoo will NOT stand beside the culprit unless there is at least a sliver of reasonable doubt.

Monday, March 10, 2008

NY Gov Spitzer

While this will likely alarm humans, we felines are unfazed.

Most felines have an affinity for prostitutes.

Many fine felines are found in houses of ill-repute.

We regret the tutes involved in this scandal failed to appropriately screen their clients.

However, we will not abandon them in this scandal

My scribe is preparing a timeline of gubenatorial scandals for the edification of the readership.

I will offer Spitzer talking points and a crisis management strategy in the near future, FOR A PRICE.

Saturday, March 8, 2008

MOKE

For the record, Moke is an acceptable scrabble word.

Moke is an archaic term for donkey.
Moke is an asian flower.