While this will likely alarm humans, we felines are unfazed. Most felines have an affinity for prostitutes.
Many fine felines are found in houses of ill-repute.
We regret the tutes involved in this scandal failed to appropriately screen their clients.
However, we will not abandon them in this scandal
My scribe is preparing a timeline of gubenatorial scandals for the edification of the readership.
I will offer Spitzer talking points and a crisis management strategy in the near future, FOR A PRICE.
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